You named your baby what??
And that’s why they don’t let you name your baby just anything in Germany. A couple in Mississippi named their baby ESPN. The scariest thing is there are three other known cases of couples naming their babies ESPN. What’s the thought process there?

October 8th, 2006 at 6:53 pm
Oh rats! You mean I can’t name our next kid “Dancing with the Stars Manty”?
October 15th, 2006 at 2:42 am
“And thats why they dont let you name your baby just anything in Germany.”
You mean we actually have some little mter who checks? I didn’t know that! (It wouldn’t overly surprise me, mind)
October 15th, 2006 at 6:48 am
Yes, in Germany, there really is someone who checks on names. You can check out this link to find out what names pass muster.